06/04/2026
๐๐'๐ ๐ก๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐. June 4. Which means today we celebrate the most emotionally supportive food group. ๐งโ๏ธ
I do not make the rules. Cheese is comfort. Cheese is joy. Cheese is also the reason "just one bite" is a lie we tell ourselves.
So here's today's very serious question.
Are you team cheddar. Mozzarella. Gouda. Or the fancy kind you can't pronounce but you buy it anyway because you are classy and mysterious.
Also, Maui would like to note that cheese is not for German Shepherds. He disagrees and would like to speak to management. ๐ถ
๐ฌ Drop your favorite cheese in the comments. Bonus points if you also tell me what you're sipping today. Coffee counts as a personality trait.