Assist Accounting

Assist Accounting Tax preparation service. Proudly serving our community with honest, dependable tax preparation. We treat every return like it’s our own.

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who can find literally anything except 5 minutes of peace and quiet.We hope your coffee ...
05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who can find literally anything except 5 minutes of peace and quiet.

We hope your coffee stays hot, your naps stay uninterrupted, and nobody asks you where their shoes or charger is, or what's for dinner today. 💐

May your day be filled with love, snacks you don’t have to share, and at least one trip to the bathroom alone.

04/15/2026

It’s the FINAL DAY of tax season 🎉

If you already filed—congrats, go celebrate like the IRS can’t see you.

If you didn’t… well… thoughts and prayers at this point.

But don’t panic—we’re not disappearing into the void. We’ll be back in the office May 1st to take care of all the late filers, extensions, and the “I absolutely meant to do that sooner” crowd.

Also here for all your bookkeeping, tax questions, and general financial chaos cleanup.

See you in May… we’ll have recovered by then. Probably.

04/13/2026

🛑 TAX SEASON: FINAL BOSS LEVEL 🛑

If you’re just now thinking about your taxes… I admire the confidence. Truly.

We, however, are hanging on by a paperclip and a dream.

The office is 97% caffeine, 3% sanity, and at least one person has threatened to fight a printer.

At this point, if you call, we may just whisper “no more forms” and slowly fade into the void.

Godspeed to everyone who waited.

04/09/2026

🚨 Procrastinators, this is your moment 🚨

Did tax season sneak up on you again?

Don’t panic

— just file an extension and buy yourself some time 😌

📞 Call the office at 417-597-6681 and we’ll get you taken care of quickly and stress-free.

Because “I meant to do it sooner” is basically everyone’s tax season motto.

You’re not alone 😂

Let’s get that extension filed ✔️

03/30/2026

🚨 LAST MINUTE TAX PANIC ALERT 🚨

If you waited until the absolute last second to book with Barb Ramey … congratulations 🎉 you played yourself. She’s BOOKED. Done. Gone. Disappeared into the tax-season chaos.

BUT—don’t spiral just yet. You can still snag an appointment with Ashley…

✨ who is way funnier
✨ still accepting clients
✨ and fully capable of rescuing your tax situation

At this point, it’s less about choices and more about availability 😌

Book with Ashley Knotts before she starts dodging calls too. We are dangerously close to letting the phone ring on purpose.

03/27/2026

Barb here letting my clients know one last time!
If you want an appointment with me, I’m warning you now. There is very few spots left until after May.
Call as soon as possible to make your appointments for your taxes to be done 417–597–6681. Remember Ashley, Cass and Sierra have availability in their calendars too! Tyden still has availability for emailed or drop offs!

🚨 Public Service Announcement from the Tax Office 🚨As of today, we are officially ONE MONTH away from April 15th tax dea...
03/16/2026

🚨 Public Service Announcement from the Tax Office 🚨
As of today, we are officially ONE MONTH away from April 15th tax deadlines.
That means there are two types of people right now:
1️⃣ The people who already filed and are peacefully living their best life. (We're so proud of you!)
2️⃣ The people who just remembered taxes exist and are currently digging through drawers, glove boxes, and random kitchen counters looking for their W-2. (We aren't judging 👀 outloud anyway)
If you are in Group #2, this is your "gentle" reminder that April 15th is approaching quickly… like a raccoon that has spotted unattended snacks.
Call us, schedule your appointment, bring your documents (preferably not in a grocery sack), and let us help you survive the final stretch of tax season.
Only 30 days left… we can all make it if we stick together. 🧾💀

Barb tried to escape the office today.She almost made it to the parking lot before Sierra deployed the IRS-approved Lass...
03/05/2026

Barb tried to escape the office today.

She almost made it to the parking lot before Sierra deployed the IRS-approved Lasso of Responsibility™ and wrangled her back inside. 🤠

Witnesses report Barb yelling “I JUST NEED AIR” while being gently but firmly dragged back toward her desk and a fresh stack of tax returns.

Anyway… Barb is back where she belongs.
Please stop encouraging her. 📄💀

03/02/2026

🚨 TAX SEASON UPDATE 🚨
Barb is officially booked up until the last week of March.

Yes. BOOKED. As in “not even if you bring cookies” booked. 🍪❌

However…

✨ Ashley still has appointments available! ✨
She is ready.
She has a calculator.
She has snacks.
She is emotionally prepared (mostly).

So if you’ve been waiting to get on Barb’s schedule, this is your sign from the IRS gods to call and grab a spot with Ashley instead.

📞 Call us before Ashley fills up too and we all start crying in spreadsheets.

02/27/2026

It’s Friday.
The sun is shining.
The calculators are almost silent. ☀️🧮
After surviving another week of W-2s, 1099s, missing dependents, and “I swear I sent that already” — the tax office is officially CLOSED for the weekend for some much-needed R & R.
That stands for:
✨ Rest & Receipts (organizing them Monday)
✨ Relax & Refund dreams
✨ Rehydration & Reconsidering life choices during tax season
We’ll be back bright and early, slightly rested, moderately sane, and ready to do it all over again.
If you email us this weekend, just know we’re mentally replying… from a lawn chair. 😎

02/26/2026

🚨📣 ATTENTION PARTNERSHIPS & CORPORATIONS 📣🚨
This is your friendly (but slightly panicked) reminder that March 15th is the deadline to file your business taxes.
Yes… that March 15th.
The one that sneaks up every single year like it wasn’t on the calendar the whole time. 👀
If you haven’t scheduled yet, now is the time!
📞 Call us at 417-597-6681 to grab your appointment.
Just a heads up — we’re currently booking about 2 weeks out, so don’t wait until you’re stress-eating snacks and digging through last year’s QuickBooks.
Let’s get you filed and back to running your empire. 💼✨

Address

7509 State Highway 14 East
Sparta, MO
65753

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 1pm

Telephone

+14177366128

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