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Because Financial Statements Don't Have a Dress Code! | Bookkeeping Services focused on small businesses, startups, GovCon and non-profit management

10/29/2026

As the Sponsored Brand Ambassador for Shoubukan Karate, I endorse this message 😉💪🏽👙

10/28/2026

Egon had ONE rule: don’t cross the streams. ⚡👻

Turns out it’s great bookkeeping advice too.

Crossing the streams = commingling, or mixing business and personal money. Groceries on the business card. Client payments in your personal Venmo. It feels harmless until tax time.

Swipe for the 4-step fix. 👉

Already crossed them? No judgment. It happens to the best of us. Book a discovery call (link in bio) and I’ll help untangle them. 💖

10/24/2026

Something strange happening in your bank feed? 👻

Swipe to find out which Ghostbuster runs your books. Spoiler: the real hero is Janine. 💖

Discovery calls are open. Link in bio. 📞

10/20/2026

In Part 2 of Federal Contracts, congratulations! You were awarded! Now what?

Need help with setting up your books for GovCon? Contact me!

https://thebikinibookkeeper.com/the-bikini-blog/f/federal-contracts-you-won-now-what

10/13/2026

Sometimes having fun is required! Thanks to Greater Sarasota Chamber for indulging my fun side!
When I started my business, my vision was to make the boring technical financial accounting work something business owners understood and didn't dread seeing!
I may not be everyone's cup of tea but I'm definitely someone's pre-workout! 💪🏽👙
#𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔
Shoubukan Karate is my biggest fan!

10/12/2026

October 15... the final, final, final deadline for filers.
Please be kind to your accountant! And as a reminder, so we don't have this issue again next year, hire me as your bookkeeper to keep your books in shape all year long! Your accountant will thank you!

10/10/2026

What I am VERY good at is managing your books like it's a championship game! 🏌️‍♀️

If you get frustrated with maintaining your books, call me! 🧮

Thanks to for humbling me but allowing me to really give it a go! 😂

10/06/2026

Getting behind in your books or making a mess doesn't need to derail your business! The Bikini Bookkeeper can help!

10/02/2026

And just like you say every week, "I'll start training again next week", you can't "catch up" fast enough.

As someone who has trained her entire life, please track your numbers to understand your progress.

You don't have to like bookkeeping (I love it!), but you can't run a business in the blind!

Call or DM me if you need help cleaning up your books (or need a gym girly, I probably outbench most anyway!).

Bulking all year and "shredding" in April? Your books shouldn't work that way either.

Address

2445 Riverbluff Parkway
Sarasota, FL
34231

Website

http://thebikinibookkeeper.com/

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