The Sage Abacus Tax Advisors

05/11/2026

03/30/2026

Honey, a 'typo' to you is an 'audit' to them. Uncle Sam isn't going to send a cute "u up?" text before he comes for your business account. He just sends the bill.

If you aren't ready to file perfectly right now, you need an extension. It’s the only way to keep your sanity (and your savings) intact.

THE 24-HOUR FLASH SALE:
You have exactly 24 HOURS to claim your $200 DISCOUNT for your June or July tax prep. After that? The price goes up, and the stress stays high.

The Rules of Engagement:
✨ STEP 1: You MUST file your extension at the link in our bio by MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to qualify for this rate.
✨ STEP 2: Show up to your appointment with ALL documents ready. We’re here to save you money, not play hide-and-seek with your receipts.
✨ STEP 3: Don't even think about rescheduling. Any reschedule forfeits your $200 discount immediately. We value our time, and we know you value your money.

The clock is ticking. You have 24 hours to secure the bag or leave $200 on the table for the government to snack on. Your choice. 💋

https://calendly.com/sageabacus/200summer

03/29/2026

48 HOURS LEFT
Honey, stop waiting for a text that’s never coming and start filing the extension that actually matters. 📱💨

You know who doesn’t ghost? The IRS. They will haunt your mailbox, your bank account, and your dreams until they get what’s theirs. But unlike your ex, I can actually help you handle this relationship for $200 LESS.

THE 48-HOUR WARNING:
You have exactly 48 HOURS to claim this $200 DISCOUNT for your June/July tax prep. After that, the offer is officially "ghosting" you. No second chances, no "u up?" texts.

The Terms (Read them twice, gorgeous):
✨ THE MOVE: You MUST file your extension via the link in our bio by March 30th. No extension = No discount. Period.
✨ THE VIBE: Show up to your appointment with ALL documents ready. We’re here to secure the bag, not go on a treasure hunt for your 1099s.
✨ THE NO-GO: If you reschedule, you forfeit the $200. We don’t do "rain checks" and we don't do flakey. Commit to the date or pay the price. 💅

You’re too busy building an empire to be stressed over a tax bill. Secure your peace of mind and your $200 off before the clock runs out.

https://calendly.com/sageabacus/200summer

03/24/2026

Some people read their horoscopes… I read federal tax cases from the year I was born. 🤓 ⚖️
Tax law is always changing, but I’ve made it my mission to stay ahead of the curve. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of doing what you love while protecting what your clients love (their money). Doing what I love, for the people I value!

03/23/2026

Don’t let the IRS treat you like your ex did. 💅

Both are obsessed with your bank account and both have terrible timing. The difference? I can actually get the IRS out of your hair for $200 LESS. Stop letting "unresolved issues" (and unfiled paperwork) haunt your dreams. If you aren't ready to commit to a full filing right now, you need an extension. It’s like a restraining order for your finances—clean, professional, and necessary.

The "Secure the Bag" Rules:
✨ THE DEADLINE: You must file your extension at the link in my bio by March 30th. If you miss the date, you miss the discount. We don't chase, we replace.
✨ THE VIBE: Show up to your June/July appointment with ALL your documents ready to go. No "searching for receipts" or "I forgot." We only do main character energy here.
✨ THE CONSEQUENCE: If you reschedule, you’re ghosted on this discount. Any reschedule forfeits the $200 off. No second chances—just like your last relationship.

You’re too successful to be stressed. Secure your peace of mind and your $200 discount before the deadline hits.

Click the link here: https://calendly.com/sageabacus/200summer to extend by March 30th!

03/18/2026

Tick tock, beautiful. ⏳ Let's stop playing games with the IRS. They don’t accept "vibes" as deductions. If you’re not prepared to file correctly right now, you need to extend—or prepare for the consequences.

We’re giving you $200 OFF your professional tax prep with us in June/July. This isn’t just a discount; it’s an insurance policy for your peace of mind.

But the clock is running out on this offer:
🔥 The First Step: You MUST file your extension via the link in our bio by March 30th. No exceptions. Miss the date, pay full price (and worry).
🔥 The Requirement: When your appointment comes up, you must be 100% ready with ALL your documents. No scavenger hunts.
🔥 The Catch: This discount is fragile. Any reschedules will immediately forfeit the $200. You commit to the appointment, or you pay the penalty.

We love you, but we love keeping your money out of Uncle Sam’s claws even more. Be smart. Be decisive.

Extend here https://calendly.com/sageabacus/200summer

02/19/2026

The most dangerous place in business is the middle. If you're an established solopreneur stuck in the $40k–$100k plateau, you know you're capable of more, but something is holding you back.

On February 24th in San Diego, Amy Lay and Ley Ebrada are hosting an emergency intervention for your business. This isn't a networking mixer. It's an exorcism of the mediocrity holding you back from $10k months. Amy will surgically remove the subconscious blocks keeping you small, while Ley will build the financial structure you need to demand your worth and keep it.

Only 24 seats available. So REGISTER NOW https://www.sageabacus.com/gosociety

02/17/2026

Ready to shift your revenue into a new dimension? 🚀

The Go Society is heading to San Diego on Feb 24th for The Celestial Shift. We’re diving deep into the mindset and mechanics of wealth with the incredible Tax Queen herself, Ley!

Don’t let your Q1 goals stay "up in the air." Get the grounded financial wisdom and the cosmic mindset shift you need to thrive.

👉 Register at the link in bio: SageAbacus.com/GoSociety

02/16/2026

REGISTER NOW: SageAbacus.com/GoSociety

This is the moment you stop negotiating with burnout and start building from alignment.

The Celestial Shift is a Q1 Revenue & Mindset Intensive for solopreneurs who are done working harder for the same results, and ready to protect both their profits and their peace.

This is not a webinar.
This is not a networking mixer.
This is an in-person intervention.

Feb 24, 2026 · San Diego
Limited slots so secure your seat now!