05/15/2026
There once was a schemer named Blake,
Who filed returns faker than fake.
He hid piles of cash
While he twirled his mustache,
And called every fib a “mistake.”
He claimed his pet goat as staff,
Then deducted its chow by the half.
But the IRS replied,
With eyebrows held wide,
“That’s creative, but mostly a laugh.”
He listed his yacht as “supplies,”
His hot tub as “client surprise,”
His beach trip, “research,”
His blender, “outreach,”
And twelve fake consultants named “Guys.”
Then came the audit one day,
With questions thrown into the fray.
Blake sweated and smiled,
Then blamed “the file,”
But the file had conveniently run away.
So here is the lesson, my friend:
Tax fraud isn't a joke in the end.
You may dodge for a while,
With a spreadsheet and smile,
But the penalties always descend.
If you really want to save taxes,
rather than struggle and give money away,
Do the smart thing and give us a call,
your tax pros at High Impact CPA.