06/19/2026
Some of ya’ll are trying to budget without ever looking at your bank statements.
You would be better off using a Ouija Board.
Because how are you making financial decisions based entirely on vibes?
“I do not know where all my money goes every month.”
Well… the bank statements do.
And before anyone gets defensive, this is incredibly common.
People know:
Their rent.
Their car payment.
Their paycheck.
But all the random spending in between?
That is where the chaos lives.
Subscriptions.
Amazon.
Costco.
Eating out.
Tiny purchases that somehow add up to “HOW DID I SPEND $900?!”
You cannot build a realistic budget using guesses.
You need data.
That does not mean judging yourself.
And don’t get it twisted, I am not here to judge either.
It means understanding your habits so your money actually starts going where you WANT it to go instead of seemingly disappearing into the void.
Go look at the last 3 months of spending.
I promise the only person stealing money from you is you.