Kwik Tax Service

01/15/2024

We will be closed until the roads clear. IRS doesn’t start the filing season until the end of the month anyway. So let’s all be safe this week! You can file remotely or schedule an appointment for next week.

04/29/2023

***This is a joke y’all. I’m talking about the kinds of messages tax accountants get at the deadline.

The start of this email from a fellow tax advisor has me thinking my email has been hacked. This is so similar to many emails as we are responding to literally over a hundred emails:

Mary,

No, this is not another email from a procrastinator asking you to work a miracle.

“I know the tax deadline passed, but can’t you backdate my return and submit it today if I bring my docs in before five o’clock? My w**d business blew up last year but my digital currency investments tanked so that should balance things out so there’s not a lot of extra legwork for you when it comes to my EIDL. Pretty straightforward, you know?”

Yeah, buddy, we know.

Ideally, you’ve had a chance to take a breath or two since last week’s tax deadline. (And let your autoresponder filter out these crazies without you.)

Credit to: Nate Hagerty
Founder TaxProMarketer AdvisorProMarketer

If y’all could see some of the stuff we get, you’d understand how this resonates with us!!

04/27/2023

I’m sorry we are still behind. We are shorthanded and way too many big returns came in late. Fear not. Everyone got an extension and we are still working long hours to complete all of the returns. Thank you for your patience.

02/19/2023

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my taxes hit this week. And if they hit before I wake, I pray it’s Federal & not the State.

😭😩🤣

Amen

02/15/2023

Dear IRS,

Today is mid February.

Yours truly,

Head of household

01/19/2023

Only if you can properly document them with social security cards, birth certificates to prove relationship, and receipts to prove support!

01/16/2023

01/14/2023

Opening Monday, January 16!!

01/18/2022

We are opening Friday! The new address is 2504 Mt. Moriah, D-302. We are also looking for a seasonal receptionist. Must speak Spanish. Call or text (901) 826-2553.