Bryan C Semmens CPA, The House Call Accountant

Bryan C Semmens CPA, The House Call Accountant Offering complete tax services for both individuals & businesses. Full service bookeeping & support for users of Quickbooks desktop and online versions.

03/30/2026

⏰ Time is running out — only 16 days left to file your taxes!
But don’t panic… there’s still time to get it done, and I’m here to help! 😊
If you upload your tax documents to my secure client portal by Friday, April 3rd at midnight, I will have your return completed before the April 15th deadline — guaranteed.
Can’t pull everything together by then? No problem! I can file you an extension so we can work on it together after April 15th — no stress, no penalties for filing late.
📲 Message me TODAY on Facebook to secure your spot — openings are limited and filling up fast!
Don’t wait until the last minute. Let’s get your taxes handled the right way. 💼✅
— Bryan | Y Knot Consulting, Inc.
Treating every client like family since day one.

03/15/2026

😄 What’s the difference between death and taxes?

Death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets! 💀📜

⏰ Speaking of taxes—April 15th is just ONE MONTH away! Spots are filling up fast. Message me NOW to get on the schedule before it’s too late!

03/14/2026

📚 TAX FACT: Before World War II, only about 5% of Americans filed income tax returns! 📊

The war effort expanded taxes to fund military operations, and the percentage of filers jumped to over 75% by 1945. It’s been high ever since!

We’ve come a long way since then. Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/13/2026

📚 TAX FACT: In Canada, children’s cereal with a toy inside is taxed differently! 🥣🎁

If the toy is worth more than the cereal, the whole thing is classified as a “toy” and taxed at a higher rate. Cereal companies have to be careful with those prizes!

Tax rules really do cover everything. 😅 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/12/2026

🤯 DID YOU KNOW? South Carolina offers a tax credit for premarital counseling! 💒💑

Couples who complete approved counseling before marriage can claim a $50 tax credit. The state believes it promotes stronger marriages!

Love AND tax savings! Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/11/2026

📚 TAX FACT: Ancient Egyptians taxed COOKING OIL over 3,000 years ago! 🏺

Citizens were required to buy taxed oil only from the Pharaoh’s monopoly—and recycling old oil was illegal to prevent tax avoidance!

Tax collectors have been creative for millennia. 😂 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/10/2026

🤯 DID YOU KNOW? Seven U.S. states have NO state income tax at all! 🗺️

Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming don’t tax your wages. (Tennessee and New Hampshire only tax investment income!)

Thinking of moving? 😉 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/09/2026

📚 TAX FACT: In medieval England, soap was taxed so heavily that it was considered a luxury item! 🧼

The soap tax wasn’t repealed until 1853. Some historians believe this is one reason hygiene was so poor during the Middle Ages!

Thankfully, staying clean is tax-free now. 😅 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/08/2026

😄 What did the Rottweiler name his accounting firm?

Bitey, Barkey, Grr and Howe! 🐕📊

Need an accountant who won’t bite? Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/07/2026

🤯 DID YOU KNOW? The French salt tax (gabelle) was so hated it helped spark the French Revolution! 🧂🇫🇷

Citizens were required to buy a minimum amount of salt at government prices—and smuggling salt was punishable by death!

Makes April 15th seem not so bad! 😅 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/06/2026

📚 TAX FACT: Maryland has a “Flush Tax”! 🚽

Residents pay $5/month per household to fund wastewater treatment and protect Chesapeake Bay. It’s officially called the Bay Restoration Fund, but everyone calls it the flush tax!

Yes, even THAT gets taxed. 😂 Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

03/05/2026

🤯 DID YOU KNOW? The average American spends about 13 HOURS preparing their taxes! ⏰

That’s more than a day and a half of your life every year on paperwork! 📋

Why not get that time back? Message me to schedule your tax preparation appointment!

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1928 Wind River Drive
Lancaster, OH
43130

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(740) 205-2018

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