04/09/2026
So… we need to talk about my assistant.
We are ONE WEEK OUT from the end of tax season…
and she just… quit.
No two-week notice.
No email.
Didn’t even pretend to look busy.
Just clocked out mid-shift and fell asleep like she doesn’t have responsibilities. The AUDACITY.
Meanwhile I’m over here on my 97th cup of coffee, answering emails, finishing returns, and trying to remember what day it is.
Honestly… I respect it.
Because the level of peace she has right now?? I aspire.
But also… ma’am.
We have deadlines. We have clients. WE HAVE THE IRS.
I would fire her… but HR says she’s “too cute” and “not replaceable.” 🙄
So anyway — if you’ve been procrastinating your taxes…
this is your official warning 👀
Because apparently I’m the only employee still working over here.
— Lauren