04/07/2020
While searching seven states for toilet paper, I stumbled across a tiny gang of magical, glittery tax elves, happily working away, in the caverns of Lookout Mountain. (Tennessee side, of course - elves don't like paying state income tax!)
Everything else may have stopped, but the tax refunds just keep coming!
These happy tax elves want to visit with you, oh Happy Taxpayers, on Skype and on FaceTime.
They will pick up your documents from your doorstep, preserving that social distancing. They will then laugh and dance as they sprinkle sterile glitter over your data, and prepare your tax return. Friendly service guaranteed.
Call us today, at 423.541.6799. Average processing fee, for federal and one state, is currently at $450.
Blingy, blingy, bling bling...tax elves!