10/27/2026
Okay. Something is happening and I need someone to explain it to me. 🐂❓
First there was a concrete slab. Now there’s a giant wooden post. Then a box arrived with bubble wrap, tiny black cylinders, and panels with MY FACE on them.
Why is there a photo of me. Why does it say “About the Artist.” WHO IS THE ARTIST. (Rude of me not to know? Maybe.)
I also saw the words “adolescent subterfuge” next to my name, and now I’m worried about what I did and when.
I have so many questions. Did someone write a book about me? Is this an intervention? Why does Johnny Cash keep coming up?
I’m told all will be revealed soon. I have never been so unsettled in my life. Or so flattered. Mostly unsettled. Mostly. 👀