12/19/2025
Has anyone else ever realized—at an embarrassingly late age—that they've been singing a song incorrectly their whole life? Because it turns out I'm a repeat offender when it comes to Christmas songs.
It took me until I was 25 to learn that in Jingle Bells, the lyric is "one horse open sleigh," not "one horse slope'n sleigh."
I know it makes no sense, but in my defense, I misheard it as a child, and the Brown family is not shy about singing, so surely one of my family members could have corrected me. They never did. The blood is on their hands.
Now just this week, I discovered that in Mele Kalikimaka, it's "Hawaii's way" and not "a wise way." I think this one is a much more valid mishearing, but it still came as a surprise to me.
At this point, I'm questioning what other lyrics I've been getting away with.
Anyone else??