27/03/2025
*Crisis Actors Wanted for Upcoming Pandemic*
Seeking talented individuals to play the roles of "infected citizens," "concerned family members," and "overwhelmed medical professionals" in our upcoming pandemic simulation.
*Requirements:*
- Ability to pretend to be sick, injured, or distraught on cue
- Willingness to follow scripts and direction from our team of expert crisis managers
- Comfort with being in crowded, chaotic environments (bonus points if you enjoy being in hospitals or morgues!)
- Ability to maintain a straight face while reciting absurd, contradictory, or scientifically implausible dialogue
*Perks:*
- Competitive pay rate ($50/hour + bonuses for exceptional performances)
- Opportunity to work with a talented team of crisis actors, directors, and producers
- Free catering and craft services on set (including an endless supply of face masks and hand sanitizer)
- Chance to be part of a groundbreaking, reality-bending production that will leave audiences questioning everything they thought they knew about reality
*Audition Instructions:*
If you're interested in joining our team of crisis actors, please submit your headshot, resume, and a short video showcasing your acting abilities (3 minutes max). Please include a brief explanation of why you're interested in this role and what you bring to the table.
*Disclaimer:*
By auditioning for this role, you acknowledge that you're aware of the potential risks and consequences of participating in a pandemic simulation, including but not limited to: emotional trauma, psychological distress, and/or unintended consequences of perpetuating a simulated reality.