King JB Solutions, Kilifi, Mombasa (2026)

17/03/2026

😁😁Machines ni kubwakubwa😁Mnyama wa 2021 hapa😁Hii ukiwa nayo hata wazazi wanaanza kukuita Bazuu😁😁You should buy this Mnyama my guys😁Ni pesa tuu kidoogo😁Wale wa Used Cars pia ziko area kwa wingi, just wire me upate deal safiii, 💪😁

14/03/2026

Mnyaamaaa 😁 Kujieni Cx-9 kwa bei poa😁Hizi ziko 4 pekee hii Kenya bana😁Nairobi yote ziko 2 na Mombasa 2😁Si rahisi ipatikane 😁Hii ukipigiwa honi na mtu wa Vitz inaanza kucheka🤣🤣Wale wa tududu msiogope kuulizia bei😁Both used and Fresh Imports available 🤗

12/03/2026

Wale wa Big Machines I got you covered 😍🤗A 2019 model Toureg Beast🤝🥰Kama unataka heshima kwa Kijiji na mjini mnyama ndiye Huyu hapa🤗Hii Ukipita nayo Hapo Mombasa CBD unaskia tu kina Fatuma wakisema "Twenzetu kwako tajiri" 😁😁We do financing upto 70% and hire purchase also available 🤗

11/03/2026

Ni msimu wa mvua😁Ni msimu wa watu kununua magari😁Deal poapoa watu wangu🎉😍Get yourself a Nissan Note at only 1.35M🥰Ukiwa na deposit ya 50% we can finance you guys🥰

1.We Finance upto 70%
2.We give out Logbook loans
3.We do Asset Financing
4.Loan buy Offs
5.Insurance

22/09/2025

NATASHA!! Continues...
.. look the way she's moaning 😁Miguu amefungua unadhani fundi akipiga puncture tyre ya tractor😁The lady knows how to set out this bad thing my guys😁Hapa ndipo mnaskianga mtu amemwaga mpaka akili🤣 She's changing positions like shieet😁 haven't experienced this before 🤣

In the midst of the mechi my phone rings🙄I assume for the first time! The callers repeats again as if tunadaiana kidney 🙄Oooh shieet ni Salim mwenye kamdudu😁Sijamwambia sirudishi buana🙄"Weee kudadake vipi gari hurudishi? ama umefanyiwa kile kitu jomba?" 🙄Salim wants his kamdudu 🙄"Yooh😁nipo salama brooh nilishindwa kuendelea na safari , kudadake umetint vipo nilishindwa🙄Tupatane asubuhi" 🙄Yaani unaomba kitu Kisha unaanza kupangia mwenyewe 🤣 Mimi mtu akinipangia anakula panga Wallai🤣Salim understands me and says "Jitahidi basi uwai kabla saa tatu jomba maanake Kuna mishe nafaa niwai hapo Portreiz saa nne" 😁

Wadau that night the match wa really matching 😁This Taita babes a joy Wallai😁mnapiga mechi raundi ikiisha kanaenda kanaleta maji kanakuosha Embale🍆then kanauliza "Umeridhika?" 🙄Saa hii unaulizwa hivyo unakumbuka she was saying deeper untill the deeper wasn't there anymore mpaka umeishaa🤣Anyway any Taita babe in the house niwe na wawili? 🤣It's around 5:45 am and we've already finished the morning glory and am ready to leave, so I wanna find out nijue if Natasha was serious kuwa harudi kwa mmewe🙄"Natasha! twaenda sote au warudi Malindi?" 🙄She looks at me , ni k**a kanafikiria kitu haka😁"Wherever you go I go" 🙄She replies🙄Huyu angejua penye nakaa hangesubuutuu🤣🤣

Sisi haaaoo Kilifi bridge nasepesha kamdudu teketeke nisifanye mwanangu Salim afeli mishe zake😁Just out of respect 😁Bure Mimi ni wa kuamka 5am! 😁Sisi ni wazungu tulibaki Kenya, kuamka ni 11am na kuingia ofisi (Facebook)🤣By the way I don't work😁My work ni kuwatch cartoons TikTok, kudinyana , kubet na Facebook 😁Karibu nisahau kukunya bana na hiyo ndiyo main🤣So sisi hao mpaka Bamburi, napeana gari kwake Salim and he offers to drop us at Ferry ndipo tuapnde nduthi🤣Natasha kanaanza kushangaa vile vitu zinabadilika 🤣From kamdudu to Ferry to nduthi🤣Na akifika kwangu jee? 🤣

Nduthi kanatushukishia hapo Emmaus karibu na Chief Kiumbe😁Natembea polepole ndipo tusiwai kejani😁Nakumbuka poa nikitoka nilikuwa nimesoak ngotha kwa sufuria🙈Hapa nitachoma🤣Kiti hakuna🙈nalala chini na k**attress kameishaa😁But haisuuruu Bora uhai bana🙄Si mwenyewe ametaka? 🙄Mtoto akililia wembe mpe mkuki🙄Kufika tu kwa g*te akajua waah this man lives a pathetic life🤣Gate kenyewe ni ka mabati na tunyumba tumerust aajaab🙄But Si Bora mtu alale bana? 😁Na Si uzuri Niko na pesa🙄🤣Pesa haziongeii🤣

Narudi kuwaambia vile aliingia kwa nyumba what happened..... 🤣🤣

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19/09/2025

NATASHA!! Continues..
... am driving and I don't know where we're going🙄I decide to park besides the road so that we have a talk🙄"Hey Natasha! am really sorry for what has happened as I am the cause of all that!" 🙄Natasha looks at me, smiles and it's like her brain is telling me "Wewe twenzetu unidinye" 😅She doesn't reply but after like 2 minutes she talks slowly while biting her lower lip😅"Usijali JB! mambo ya kawaida tuu! Mie mwenzio nakupenda , nataka Leo unitumie utakavyo kwa kuwa nimekumisi sana, twenzetu kwako" 🙄Am like whaaat! twenzetu kwangu! Huyu anajua Huwa nalala chini na keja Iko na k**attress tu na ni second hand? 😅Haisuruu, whatever Msupa Wanti is what Msupaghetti 😅

Sisi haoo am driving fastly nifike nihudumie hii gaidi😅I wanna really give her a hot one😅Karibu nisahau Salim had tinted the windscreen hata sikuwa naona poa almost ni cause accident 🙄Sisi haoo approaching Kibaoni and the night is being a predicament driving 🙄I opt to divert at Club Titanic so that we could spend the night🙄So we've already booked our room, food and kamnyweso in the room as usual😅"Can we freshen up Natasha?" 😅I asked her😅She looks at me and it's actually a sharp look, maybe she's thinking like "Am already fresh" 😅

"JB Leo Niko sijui aje tuu I just wanna sleep, I won't freshen up" 🙄Hii ngulusumu haitaki kuoga buanaa🙄ioge isioge lazima niingie😅Si hata njia ya matope Huwa tunatembea? 😅Ama kwenu hakunanga njia za matope ghasia hizi? 😂Poleni kwa kuwatusi😂"Mimi siwezi lala na mtu hajaoga🙄" I try to joke with her😅She looks at me and clicks🙄This lady anaclickia mluhya alitairiwa saa nne mchana watu wakiangalia after nimetembezwa 3 kilometers na nimepakwa matope? 🙄Ama ningekatandika kofi ya kinyambisii? 😅"Hata naweza lala kwa bafu😅Si lazima nilale na wewe" 😅She replies with her Swahili accent 😅 We're really enjoying teasing each other😅

She undresses and mayoo Si hii kitu ni maali🙈Mnajua Mali safi kweli? 😅Ama niwatumie nudes muone Mali? 😅Endeni muone demu zenu😂Embale 🍆 immediately gives her a standing ovation and I guess it's enjoying the view😅Duuuh enyewe Mungu anaumba😅 She's exactly the woman I would've created if given a chance😅Weupe✅Sura✅Haga✅Thighs✅Umbo✅Bila kusahau nunu✅Though alikuwa amekulwakulwa kamepanuka but Haisuruu😂😂Si mnasemanga gari ni gari kwa terefaaa? 😂Buana I can't let this one pass in the name of freshening 😂 She's there shaking what mama gave her for me, is she calling me? 🙄 She's seducing me! 🙄Namsongea and holds her so tight🙄Nataremsha ngotha nakaona kanadondoka kwa floor tap🙄The middle finger is operating in between the thighs 🙄Siiiiet nimecheza na kakitu mpaka kinanikojolea💦kwa mkono🙄Hizi ni mawhat surely 🙄Ama ananifanyia uchawi? 😂But uzuri shosh yangu pia ni mchawi tuu proper najua vile nitafanya if at all it's witchcraft 😅

Hapo hapo tu nakapull mpaka kwa bed😁The honey pot is ready because it's smiling and tears💦of joy are coming out inviting my Embale tu perform the inside out moves and Iiindaaa iiiikoooo😂The Embale🍆is feeling the warmth inside😁The walls are sucking it well😁Papapapapapapah!! Nguvu za mkombero hapa zinafanya kazi proper😁Nageuza yeye kugeuza k**a chapati za muthurwa and she's like "Yeees dzaaady" 😁And my mkono is operating with the milk stores😁It seems she's feeling nice ooh😮Loook the way ......

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16/09/2025

NATASHA !! Continues..
.. so my brain is telling me siwezi choma mafuta Bure😅I actually ought to shake her big bunda😅By the way she was glowing than how I met her before🙄I guess the husband was doing good in matters concerning dieting and nutrition 😅Ama ni kumdinya poa? Sieens saana😅Would he be outdoing me in that sector? 😁 Anyway Bora Mimi nipewe😁Natasha amesimama anataka kuondoka and am trying the tactics to win her over the night though she becomes too hard to get🙄I decide to settle for a hug and a deep kiss🙄She embraces me tightly as I grab her soft ess😁People are passing by and looking at us and one said "Duuuh kaka wataka kumtom*ea hapo nje?" 😁It really entered me nikaacha😂

So we're standing looking at each other, no talking 🙄My brain telling itself "Akh Si aende" 🙄And I guess Natasha's was like "Huwezi nikatalia?" 🙄As we were standing there, a man of almost my age entered and confronted me, his eyes were full of rage like an angry lion🙄"How dare you stand with my wife at this moment, can you please tell me!" 🙄Mambo yamenichemkia? 🙄But zii I've to be a man enough nisijedhalilika bure 🙄I had to show him that am a man and not a woman even though his body complexion and muscles were a bit much than mine 🙄I guess he was from Western or mashemeji luos🙄I did not answer him but instead I told him to ask Natasha because I thought I was dreaming 😂I thought he was joking 😁

He turns towards Natasha and gives her a factory reset slap🙈" Hey broh! stop it! " I raised my voice🙄 Natasha's eyes are already watery and she is almost activating the " miguu niponye" narrative 😂Am also somehow worried 😫 my heart bumping so heavily, the an*s is smiling in fear😂But I've to act as if am not afraid naah 😂The guy turns towards me and asks again " What are you doing with my wife"🙄What should I answer? Can I be straight and tell him I wanted to cum💦 into her? 😂Oooh noo he seems to kill someone 😂Am not ready to die because of earthly things😂The guy angrily holds my kneck and chokes me🙄The inner devil tells me to grab his manhood but the real me advices me to be calm and see his next move😂The guy almost punches me the nose but hastily I grab his hand to block the blow🙄"Yooh broh! it can't work that way! next time learn some etiquette and manners too! This lady is my long time friend and not what you're thinking and don't dare try what you're thinking because I'll destroy you completely 🙄Ciana ici 🙄"

The commotion causes people to flood there🙄The Hotel manager comes and yeees he's my Campus mate we used to play football together 😁"Hey mkuu rescue me" my mind talking silently 😂But surely the guy has to save me😂Akiniacha hivi Hawa wanaweza nidinya Haga buana😂Kumbe ukweli Bibi ya wenyewe sumu😂Like anaweza ua Bwanake na stress😂The manager asks the guy! "Sam! What are you doing to my guest?" 🙄Aaah wait! The manager knows the guy! 🙄Kumbe he's a worker at this hotel🙄No wonder he got me this cheaply 😂Sam tries to explain as am keenly following 😁"How sure are you that this guy has an affair with your wife? besides they were just standing here and hugging suggests nothing! resume to your chores" 🙄

The guy obeys and starts departing but Natasha's voice erupts "Sam am so disappointed in you! how dare you slap me Infront of people! and lemme tell you! am going to my matrimonial home now" 🙄Heeeey what's she doing! my mind asks me in disbelief 🙄Sam stands there and departs without saying a word🙄"Weee mburukenge hujawacha mambo ya wasichana?" 😁The manager asks me after things are settled😁I had to chotea him 1K for coming to my rescue guys😁He really played well Bure ningeonwa one big war😂Hapo kwa war am really weak my guys😂"Bro wimeen are part of my life😁hapo sibadiliikii😁unaona huu mtuuliingaa😁" I tell Natasha to turn around and the manager nodes in agreement "Kweli unachagua but she's someone's wife remember" 🙄He warns me as if sijui🙄We talk for a while then Natasha enters the Mududu😁Am driving and I don't know where we're going guys....

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13/09/2025

NATASHA!! Continues...
... so she asks me where I reside🙄So I quickly types "Am in Likoni and you?" 🙄She takes time and later replies "I was married naishi Malindi" 🙄The "am married" part enters me🙄But they said a married woman is sweet🙄My tiny brain is telling me to try this one🙄Am not sure if she gonna bend to my tune but my tiny brain tells me "Jaribu bahati mwanangu" 😅And I try out to joke with her😅"Yaani uliamua kuoleka bila kunijulisha jamaanii😅na k**a nilitaka nikuoe mwenyewe? 😅" It's 3 hours and she hasn't replied after reading my text🙄Ciana ici kanalenga nanii🙄I decide to go offline and after some hours I open my blue app and she has replied 😅"😅😅nikujuze na nilikuwa nimepoteza number yako! 🥲 imagine after kuachana nawe niliibiwa simu pale Voi🥲I really tried to get your number na sikumanage and I couldn't replace my line juu I had registered with someone's I'd na yupo bara🥲" I felt for her🙄But mbona anakuwa careless mpaka anaibiwa simu🙄Kaneefaa be me🙄Aje tu Sasa🙄Kwani siangeificha kwa sehemu telezi!! Choopeet🙄

I quickly reply"Pole sana mrembo mwenye Haga zake na jegis sumaat" 🙄She replies with laughing emojis😅I texts back "can we please plan and meet? am missing you" 🙄She takes time and replies again"Wewe waingoo! Unamiss Bibi ya mtu!" 😅Duuh! kwani Bibi ya mtu ndo kusema what😅Anamaanisha Mimi Si mtu ama?😅Guys do I look like a warthog ang'owa? 😅"Kwani ukiwa Bibi ya mtu na nipime hapo inakosa kuingia? 😅and am I not a human too? 😅I also deserve some Cummins💦 😅" I quickly counter her and grab my popcorns waiting for a reply😅"Hugomi kunichekesha jamaanii 😅😅 Anyway njoo Malindi ukifika nambie" 😅This statement only brings joy and my Embale 🍆 has already clocked 90°🤣It's 2pm and am already prepared ready kwenda hata bila kumjibu🙄I quickly call Salim anipatie kamdudu kake nisepe nako🙄Natext Natasha at 4pm nikiwa pale Mtondia on my way to Malindi and she's somehow wondering mbona nimetoka bila kumjulisha🙄Hiyo ni shida yake bana lazima tumeet🙄

It's 5pm and am in Malindi town pale Spring Hotels🙄Namtext and she replies that she wasn't ready🙄"Jamaanii naanzaje kutoka! nitaambia nini mme wangu! let's meet another day please JB" 🙄Sikio la kufa Si Huwa halisikii dawa? 🙄Sasa Mimi sikuwa naskia🙄I texts her back "Look Natasha, I came here because of you🙄mambo ya mme wako Mimi Simooo🤣Wewe njoo basi nikuone tuu then I'll drop you back" 🙄We talk for like 15 minutes nikijaribu kumparsuade aje and yees she agrees😅

She arrives with the nduthi man😅I settles her ransi she hags me tightly mpaka naanza kunuka yeye and we head to the hotel pale kupata mbili tatu😅So am supposed to convince her abaki nimkande Usiku😅It's seeming a mission impossible but penye Nia Pana njia🙄I tell her how I've missed her all this long and she lies too that she missed me🙄Mijinga miwili inadanganyana juu ya kudinyana 🤣 Akii hii kudinyana tuu ilaaniwe🤣

It's almost 7pm🙄she requests to leave 🥲"JB Mimi naomba nikuache then we meet another time" 🙄Hapa Si kanaumana🙄Siwezi choma mafuta Bure Mimi Wallai....

To be continued.... 😅

12/09/2025

NATASHA!! Continues... 💦🍆
..... boom! tushamaliza kuoga and the door is locked, both of us tupo uchi wa mnyama but yeye amevaa ngotha to keep off dust from entering Canaan🤣Lazima Nile kitu safi wanangu😁So we're eating and am looking at both food like imma eat you saana🤣💔Imagine seeing those jegis,thick thighs and the brown soft chapatis at the same time🙈Is this what we call pure greatness! 😁The jegis are giving me hard times to choose the correct meal😁But I chose to fill my stomach first😁That's a slogan of a luhya man😁No matter the situation, the stomach must be full then others follows😁Tafuteni mlo mshibe na mengine mtaongezewa😁Kumbavu zangu🤣

We're done eating and now it's drinking time! do you guys call it partying? 🤔The glasses are there, I open one mzinga and namwagia Natasha🙄Wait! Nimesema namwagia Natasha? 🤣 Anyway, namimina kinywaji kwenye glesi hizo mbili huku Natasha amenikodolea macho ungedhani kuku ambae yupo ovulation 🙄"Mie sinywi pombe tafadhali" a Swahili accent hits my ears 🙄I give Natasha a sharp look and deeply she's thinking "is he gonna k" ll me! "😁What follows is " Basi nanywa kidogo tu"😁 I have won her again😁Msijali na hii English yangu, I borrowed it somewhere and am practicing to perfection 🤣 We're doing the cheers shieet and juu sisi wote ni vienyeji tunagongesha glasses mpaka zinakaribia kupasuka🤣🤣

It's around 12pm, Tuko maji mbaya sana, and lemme tell you guys! 😁Walevi hupiga mechi Moja amazing mbaya sana😁I really screwed that kadem😁Utaona mtu anauliza ati ulijuaje🤣The receptionist knocked on my door twice to tell me to cm slow🤣"Duuuh, naomba punguza Kasi basi pia nasi tunazo hisia" the receptionist could beg 🤣As if sikuwa nimelipia🤣Nimelipa hizo dooh zote Nakosaje kupigisha mtu nduru saafii😁That lady was so tight my guys and I liked her siegs positions😁Ungedhani ni Jonh Cena pale wrestling na Undertaker😁

Have you ever mechid with someone and mkaenda mkiachana hivyo? 🥲that's what happened with Natasha 🥲After 3 days za kupiga mechi alienda kwao and since then communication went off 🥲Her phone wasn't reachable! 🥲 Kudadeki! uzuri Mombasa nilikuwa nimekuja kutafuta maisha🤣Maisha yenyewe nimetafuta mpaka Leo na sipati🤣The Natasha, shiet went through my head for several weeks, months and now it's years🥲Juzi as I was surfing the net hapa FB nikaona people you may know and am seeing her picture! 🤔I taptap on her account and yees she's the one 😁The brain tells me to text her and yees the text goes 🙄
Me:Hello, it seems I know you!🙄 She ignores me and replies after several hours🙄
Her: Continue knowing me! 🙄My kamoyo is like bu**um as if inataka kutoroka🙄Tf!!the girl mwenye nilidinya anaanza kujiona sukari🙄Ama hajajua ni JB kitombi🙄I decide to introduce myself vizuri🤣
Me:Come on Natasha! Mimi ni JB Ule mluhya wa Tahmeed! 🙄I mentioned luhya ndipo ashikanishe haraka🤣
Her:Ooooh! Vipi JB! upo wapi nowadays! it's loong! 😁
Baaaas wadau I've hit the jackpot......

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11/09/2025

NATASHA !! Continues...
... Sisi hapo mpaka room 4,the room is so spacious and cool🤩The fan isn't on, kudadeki na sijui kuwasha fan🤣Bahati nzuri Kuna mwanadada alikuja kuuliza food tutatumia and Natasha was like "Excuse! kindly tuwashie feni" 🙄Nikajua pia hakajui kuwasha🤣Mishamba miwili imepatana mjini🤣Huskii mtaani tunajipepeta na mikono🤣The speeder you shwaah your hands the most the hewa comes to you🤣What am I even saying 🤣Pumbavu zangu🤣

After the fan being switched off the lady asked in that Swahili accent "Pole na machovu! mtatumia vinywaji vipi au mlo mwatumia upi?" 🙄Natasha turned and looked at me and ni k**a anasema mpumbavu you're the one to order and I too am looking at her like just itishaa upewe🤣 Kumbukeni I had good cash wadau🤣Si zile thao kumi mmenizoea nazo🤣I had something close to 6 digits baana🤣"Natasha utatumia chakula kipi?" 🙄I asked her and waited the response 🙄"Utakachokula wewe🙄" The ball is back to me again🤣I looked at that shore, is it a waitress ama ndo air hostess? Pumbavu zangu🤣Let's just say hostess 🤣"Vyakula vipo vya kila aina na pia tupo na vinywaji mbalimbali mpaka na vileo pia iwapo wahitaji" 🤩The vileo part really fascinated me😅Do you guys like vileo? 😅And guess what I wasn't used to vileo other than my local busaa🙈

I was thinking like, can I try the vileo😅And guess what I had to order some"Basi mimi natoka western and..." 😳 Before nimalize the hostess alikuwa ashanikatiza"Aaah basi tupo na sima na kuku tukuletee?" 😳Wait, alijuaje nataka kuku sima? is she in my brain? 🤣But guess what! nilikuwa nataka ugali Mimi, sima is a no🤣Kumbavu zangu! kumbe nyinyi wakosti mnaita ugali sima😳I was somehow ashamed to learn that It's the same thing🥲Chapati, kuku fried na supu kando zinaletwa chumbani accompanied with 2 mizingas za GM na soda 2 litres 😅Yaaani hapa ni kula Kisha tunakula😅"Can we refreshen first before eating?" 😁 Natasha asked😳Niliudhika sana mazee as the food was just there in front of me😳But whatever Msupa Wanti is what Msupaghetti 😳I had to bend to her request 🙄 She told me to go first and I also wanted her to go first😁Nobody was bending to other's quest so ikabidi tuingie sote🙄Ametoa her minguo and waaah what is this am seeing !!😍The lady was f**kn beautiful 😍 Hapo hapo tu my Embale🍆 gave her a sharp standing ovation and am there smiling sheepishly as my mind was lost🤣Brain was like imeteremka huko chini kwa Embale🍆🤣Natasha is there staring at me "Heey JB vipi! upo sawa kweli?" 🙄I drew her closer to me, Her honey pot ilikuwa imenona kidogo ungedhani unga ya Chapo yenye imekandwa🤣Wait! how is that possible 🤣My middle finger was invited direct kwa honey pot🤣Ooops! she's grabbing it and iindaaa iikooo🤣🤣As am trying to figure out a good position to give nice strokes I forgot that the kasubuni had fallen and mijinga nikateleza kwa sabuni nikapiga kichwa kwa tiles mbaya mbovu 🥲🥲

Tamaa mbele utamu kwa wingi🤣Mauti ni wewe🤣Niliamka tu polepole and Embale 🍆 had given up already due to the sharp pain on the head🥲I had to postpone the mechi iwe after kuoga na kula😁Natasha was really laughing at me for failling to make the inside out moves 😁But Si mnanijua😁Ngoja nilewe kwanza nideal na yeye.....

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10/09/2025

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NATASHA continues....
.... nikaona it was a perfect opportunity to throw in some mistari😅And that time still ngoma za Kartel zinachuna and my Embale🍆 is still standstill waiting for the right time to make the inside out moves🤣By the way I like those moves 🤣 The conversation was Soo positive and she had really liked my vibes + I had some cash🤣Msiniulize penye nilikuwa nimetoa dooh coz it's obvious 🤣 Ukiona mluhya anaenda Mombasa jua ameuza shamba na sijasema nilikuwa nimeuza tafadhali 🤣💔

The bus took off from Nakuru and we were still talking with Natasha😁"Pia unaelekea Mombasa au hufiki?" I asked her to be sure😁"Hapana, mie nafaa nibwagwe pale Voi Kisha niende Taita" 😳 I felt somehow bad at that moment 😳 Anyway Sasa ningedo😳And it was at this point that my tiny brain told me to malizana with her in the bus😳My Embale had to feel good😳 People were asleep and I was holding her tight , her head on my chest😳My right hand was chambuaring the honey pot in the trouser👖She extended her hand towards my Embale🍆and got hold of it😳My two rounded things felt Soo nice🤣and what followed was her whisper in my ear "Nataka" 😳

Trouser unzipped🤣yake ikawa imeteremshwa nusu mlingoti! 😁Iiindaaa kamenikalia and woow iikooo😁The mechi is live my guys in the bus😁Bus ikihit bumps napata advantage as the Embale would go deeper 🤣She whispered and told me to go deeper! I went deeper until deeper was no longer available 🤣"Duuuh basi lenyewe likeshaanza kunuka mtombo au sio!" the conductor who was at the back chewing jaba exclaimed 😳I had to log out quickly and that mathafuakaa really ruined my mechi as he stood up going around the bus😳Alipofika nilipokuwa akasimama hapo and we had pretended to be asleep! 😳Akanitap kwa bega nikaamka and what followed was "Kaka unaleta nuksii aisee! Vyumba vingi tuendapo!" 😳I just gave him a sharp look and continued to pretend to be asleep 🙄Mimi ni faayaa Si faayaa? 🤣Have you ever mechid while traveling? 🤣

The mechi was postponed and I actually had to pull up my socks so that I could persuade this shore not to shuka at Voi but instead twenzetu Hadi Mombasa🙄Wait! ni Mimi nimebonga Kiswahili sanifu ati twenzetu! 🤣Kumbafu zangu🤣So upon talking to her she seemed to have understood me "Natasha! I haven't gotten enough of you😁 would you please kubali tufike Mombasa and I take you back to Voi thereafter, I promise" 🤔She looked at me and smiled😁"Itakuwa ngumu maanake Sina hela za kunirudisha na pia niendapo wanajua nafika ahsubuhi!" she replied 🙄Hii ni k**a inaenda but I never gave her even a second to think 😅"Look , fare itakuwa on me, and you're a grown up, wao watakuelewa, imagine umiss utamu ju ya watu! 😅" I challenged her😅She smiled and noded her head and seemingly she was in agreement 😅 Problem solved and we had to sleep kidogo.

Boom, it's 8:05am sisi ndio hao Mwembe Tayari Mombasa 😅Hakujua amefikaje Mombasa as we had slept tulishtukia tuu tumefika😁Mimi ni faayaa Si faayaa? 😅Kumbukeni Sina keja huku Mombasa na sijui places😅I had to call one of my friends anipe hoteli fiti niingie and he told me about Jambo Paradise in Majengo 😁Mimi huuyoo ndani ya Tuktuk na mrembo mpaka Jambo Paradise reception😁"Is there empty rooms and how much?" I asked that receptionist 😅"Vyumba vipo na zinacosti 2k a day" 🙄Natasha turned at me and gave me a sharp look🙄I guess she's thinking "Are you gonna pay that much! and do you g*t cash!" 😅I smiled at her and told the receptionist to direct us to room 4 after paying......

Wacha nifue nguo narudi kuwaambia vile kulienda! 🤣Keep locked 🔐

09/09/2025

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NATASHA

It was on a Sunday morning 2019 and I was preparing to travel to Mombasa that afternoon 😜That previous night I kept seeking and searching for sleep that never came😁You see Ile psyche ya kutravel kwenda Mombasa for the first time😁The adage "Mombasa ni Raha " was lingering in my mind😁

At 2:30 pm I boarded the TAHMEED bus😜I was so surprised kuona bus Kali k**a hiyo😁🫠Talk of the sizeable and comfortable seats🥰The Wifi on🥰Screens fully working ngoma za Vybz Kartel zinachuna madem wakitingiza mimatako😁I remember vividly mama alikuwa amekaa nyuma yangu akiambia Conductor " hizi nyimbo ni chafu na tuko na watoto hapa ndani" I turned and sharply looked at her😳
"Leta flash Yako tuweke mamaa na k**a huna utazoea" the conductor replied 😁Utamu watu wangu😁

All this while hata sikuwa najua nimekaa na mtu next to me😁I realized tukiwa Eldoret 😳Kadaamiit I had seated next to this beautiful shore🥰Mtoto alikuwa kaumbwa kaumbika😳Sidhani k**a alizaliwa😁But I was focused on mimatako kwa videos za Vybz Kartel sikummind hata kidogo😁

Sisi haoo Nakuru, bus ilisimama wenye pesa wapate super😁I was among wenye pesa😜Dem alikuwa wa kwanza kuamka coz I was seated on the window side😜Duuuh nilichokiona wanangu Si mchezo😳Mimatako ilikuwa ya mduara na tirries kubwa nzuuri Yaani Ile natakanga😜At that point my embale iliamka na kuwa k**a G3😳Napenda hizi vitu watu wangu😁

So niliingia kwa hotel nikachukua kuku fry half,chips,kebab,smokies mbili na white Expresso take away😳Mimi ni mluhya wadau msishangae hicho chakula🤣So upon kurudi ndani nikapata mrembo yupo ndani already 😳I decided to talk to her "Hey vipi mbona huli au ushatwala?" 😳She looked at me with sharp eyes ni k**a anasema kadhee mind your own business 🤣"Zii I don't feel like eating+ nilitoka nikiwa nimeshiba" she later replied in sweet voice🤩"Can you please join me we eat together?" 😁I opened the michakula , lights on and she couldn't kataa😁I guessed she was a luhya but I was wrong 😁She was a Taita, and indeed she even seemed to be tight underneath 😅

After eating together, she asked me about the name😁"By the way waitwa nani? Niliona sana kuwa wewe mwoga maanake hujaniongelesha all the way from Webuye" 😁I smiled abit and that voice of " wewe hunijui" was running in my mind😅Si nyinyi mnanijua? 🤣I introduced myself and she did the same😅"By the way Natasha you're Soo beautiful, cheki mbele na nyuma, nimekukubali aisee na una vitu vyangu sana" I told her in my bukusu accent 😅She smiled😅Wadau Mimi nimepata muutuuu and my embale gave her a standing ovation again....

Part 2 dropping at 4pm 😁Am back guys na this time mkinisupport naenda mbaali🤣💔

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