18/04/2026
Hey all , happy Saturday ☀️
The sun is out yet again! We could get used to this. 🌞
As we roll into April let’s talk tax returns … yes already 🤣
🙋♀️ We do get some interesting questions about what can be claimed and what can’t , trust us, it’s always worth talking to us BEFORE you buy it , just because Dave down the social club said his mates dog claimed it and his dogs auntie told him that was okay, does not mean it is actually okay …
I thought I’d do some research on bizarre things people have actually tried to claim for , see below for my favourites 😉
🐶 Pets and Animals
Pet food for a "guard dog": A taxpayer attempted to claim food for their Shih Tzu, arguing it was a security dog.
🐟 Fish food: Someone claimed the cost of feeding their pet fish, arguing they were "office pets" that improved morale.
👗 Wardrobe and Appearance
🧑🦲 Wig for a bald man: An employee tried to claim a wig to feel more confident in client meetings.
🐑 Woolly un**es: One very cold blooded human asked for £40 worth of woolly underwear to be shaved off their tax bill.
💵 Lifestyle and Entertainment
🧙 A "Witch" Curse: A taxpayer tried to claim expenses, arguing their mother-in-law was a witch who put a curse on them.
🏖️ Holiday Expenses: Someone tried to claim a caravan rental for the Easter weekend because they couldn't find a post box in Wales to mail a return.
🍱 Food and Drink
Sausage and Chips: A claim for £4.50 for a daily sausage and chips meal for 250 days….. that’s a lot of sausage and chips 🍟
And now save the best for last - apparently - 😂
🍪 Gingerbread Men: In the UK, gingerbread men with chocolate eyes are VAT-free, but those with a chocolate belt (covering more than 1% of the surface) are taxed as a luxury
So…
Moral of the story is , please ask us first , we are here to make your life as tax efficient as possible ! if we haven’t seen the request before we will find you the RIGHT answer, let’s trust the process and not Dave’s dogs aunties cousin please 🙂
Have a great weekend all ☀️
Below is David’s “guard dog” Teddy , not sure he would get away with that one if he tried 😭🤣
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