30/01/2026
We see this with our hospitality clients. UK Hospitality were given assurances about rates discounts before the budget, only for Reeves to u-turn at the last minute when it became apparent that they couldn't afford to do that and increase child benefit.
Ok, I’m doing my best not to swear, but I am still fu***ng fuming about today’s bulls**t…🤬
(Oops, I failed! 🤷♂️)
Let’s just visualise exactly what has happened.
Because Labour are trying to spin this as a positive, which it absolutely, 100% is not. 🤥
So, imagine this…
I currently sell a delicious pint of cask ale for the fair and reasonable price of £5 a pint…🍺
I then announce, out loud, that I will soon be helping you all out with this price…🎉
But actually, secretly, sneakily, I’m increasing the price to £10 a pint! (*Mwahahaha*) 😈
But you all notice…
And you start shouting about it…
You point out that I’m a lying scumbag who is totally incompetent and entirely unqualified to be Chancellor…I mean…Landlord 👀😅
So I say that I’ll ummm, errr, ummm…offer additional support! Yep, additional support! 🥳
But then I ignore you for 3 weeks…
You keep asking where the promised support is, but I don’t answer you, because I’m spineless and in hiding…
Then, eventually, the big day comes…
The day you’ve all been waiting for…
I’m going to stand up and make things right, make things fair, once again…
But, instead of having the bo****ks to do it myself, I send a 12 year old lad in my place…
I get said child to tell you I’ll knock a little bit off the new £10 price tag, and henceforth generously sell the pint for JUST £8.50! To support you all, to help you out! ❤️
The original pint was a fiver. It’s now £8.50.
You tell me, is that support? Is that help? Or am I being a conniving piece of s**t, who is unfairly targeting you and trying to spin it as support? 🤔
Let me know your thoughts below! 😅