02/07/2025
For Elaine – With Love and Gratitude
On Your Retirement, After 18 Years
Eighteen years—you’ve led the way,
With style and sass, come work or play.
Our office queen, so sharp, so bright,
You brought both order and delight.
With coffee cup (the largest kind!),
You ruled with strength and heart combined.
No chaos ever stood a chance,
When faced with that Elaine-ish glance.
From every laugh to every sigh,
You knew when just to wink—or cry.
You showed us grace, and how to cope,
With lipstick, sass, and endless hope.
So cheers to you, Elaine the great,
You’ve more than earned this perfect fate.
The office won’t be quite the same—
But we’ll smile every time we say your name.