08/05/2026
WANTED
If you see any tradesperson who uses Doncaster Tax Solutions for accounting please contact us immediately on 01302 435329.
Suspects are usually spotted flying in a van in between jobs looking rushed off their feet in a sign written van with ladders strapped to the roof and enough plaster dust, paint splashes or mystery substances on the work trousers to start a forensic investigation.
The back of the van will almost certainly be dusty despite the massive company logo on the side and there’s a high chance one of the lads has written “HONK IF YOU’RE…” (you get the rest) on the dirt across the back doors.
Inside the vehicle you may find:
-McDonald’s breakfast cups rolling round the footwell
-A Tesco meal deal bag containing a BLT or breakfast sandwich, beef McCoys and either a Red Bull or Monster Energy
-Hands free phone calls saying “yeah mate I’ll be there in ten” despite being 45 minutes away
-A window half down attempting to provide air conditioning
And most importantly…
A glove box absolutely RAMMED with receipts folded in half, then folded again, then folded again for good measure, covered in crumbs and stuffed behind old parking tickets from 2022.
If approached safely, please ask them to pull over immediately, recover all receipts and supplier invoices from the van and deliver them directly to Doncaster Tax Solutions. Don’t leave it until super last minute. Be more organised. Be mindful. Be more like us!
