08/04/2026
To the lady who accidentally adopted our pub badger last night, he’s not house trained and he’s barred from most establishments ( He can tell you some very drunken stories!) Please return him ( He’s due a pint ) no questions asked. Description: Blonde, wearing a dress (the lady not the badger), which was wrapped in a scarf.
The landlord has it on CCTV - save yourself the embarrassment and hand him in
Much love ❤️ 😘